I hadn’t realized I had been a bachelor for over two and a half years until I had good company over and all I had to offer were plastic cutlery, campus dining hall napkins and paper plates for the food she made, plastic cups for the wine she brought, more than 220 DVDs (between AJ and I), a 32″ LCD flat panel television to watch them (her picks) on, a 1000 Watt THX-certified home theatre system to listen to them over and nothing else but my veryhumble company. Well, just that and yerba mate.

I can’t wait until she wakes up.

Did I get two hours of sleep, or sixteen consecutive hours of her?

When is she going to wake up?